Juan was a 7-year old boy who was given a school assignment to find a new word. He went home and researched... then he overheard his older sister yell "purple passion" from inside her room. "Aha! That's my new word!" he said.
The next day, the teacher asked him, "Juan, what's the new word?"
Juan: "Ma'am, my new word is PURPLE PASSION!" At that, the teacher slapped him twice across the face and sent him to the Principal's Office.
Principal: "Juan, what did you do?"
Juan: "Ma'am, I was asked to get a new word for our class today and when I told teacher the word she slapped me and sent me here."
Principal: "That cannot be! What is this word?"
Juan: "Purple passion"
The Principal punched him and kicked him out of school.
Weeping, Juan walked home. He met his father along the way.
Father: "Where are you going and why are you crying?"
Juan: "Teacher asked me to get a new word for our class today and when I told her the word, she slapped me and sent me to the Principal. When I told the Principal what happened, she punched me and kicked me out of school!"
Father: "What?!?! Those nasty people! They can't do that to you! What is this new word that you told them?"
Juan: " You'll not slap me or punch me if I tell you?"
Father: "Of course not! You're my son!"
Juan: "Purple Passion"
Father punched him three times and told him to leave the house immediately!
Juan ran home crying even louder. Mother rushed to him and asked, "What happened to you?!?! Who did this to you???"
Juan: "Mother, Teacher asked to get a new word for our class today and when I told her the word, she slapped me and sent me to the Principal. When I told the Principal what happened, she punched me and kicked me out of school! Then I met Father and when I told him what happened he punched me some more and told me to leave the house!"
Mother: "What?!?! Your own father did that to you??? What is this word???"
Juan: "You'll not slap me or punch me if I tell you?"
Mother: "Of course not! You're my son!"
Juan: "Purple Passion"
Mother got a broom and hit Juan many times and screamed at him to leave forever!
Juan ran off crying even louder than before. A policeman stopped him.
Policeman: "What happened to you?"
Juan: "Mr. Policeman, Teacher asked to get a new word for our class today and when I told her the word, she slapped me and sent me to the Principal. When I told the Principal what happened, she punched me and kicked me out of school! Then I met Father and when I told him what happened he punched me some more and told me to leave the house! My mother was home and when I told her what happened SHE hit me with the broom many times and told me to leave forever!"
Policeman: "What horrible people! How can they do this to you? What is this word anyway?"
Juan: "You'll not slap me or punch me or hit me with a broom if I tell you?"
Policeman: "Of course not! I'm a policeman! I protect people!"
Juan: "Purple Passion"
The policeman hit him with his nightstick on the head and threw him into jail.
The Judge asked Juan to tell him his story.
Juan: "Your honor, Teacher asked to get a new word for our class today and when I told her the word, she slapped me and sent me to the Principal. When I told the Principal what happened, she punched me and kicked me out of school! Then I met Father and when I told him what happened he punched me some more and told me to leave the house! My mother was home and when I told her what happened SHE hit me with the broom many times and told me to leave forever! Then Mr. Policeman said he will protect me but when I told him the word, he hit me with his nightstick and threw me in jail!"
Judge: "I can't believe your misfortune! Tell me, what is this new word?"
Juan: "You'll not slap me or punch me or hit me with a broom or hit me with a nightstick if I tell you?"
Judge: "Of course not! I don't have a broom or a nightstick and I'm a judge!"
Juan: "Purple Passion"
The judge hit him with his gavel and sent him to 70 years in prison with no parole.
After 70 years...
Juan, now 77 years old, stepped out into the sunshine. He saw this beautiful woman who kindly smiled at him and asked him why he was in prison.
Juan: "Many years ago, Teacher asked to get a new word for our class that day and when I told her the word, she slapped me and sent me to the Principal. When I told the Principal what happened, she punched me and kicked me out of school! Then I met Father and when I told him what happened he punched me some more and told me to leave the house! My mother was home and when I told her what happened SHE hit me with the broom many times and told me to leave forever! Then Mr. Policeman said he will protect me but when I told him the word, he hit me with his nightstick and threw me in jail! Then when I told the Judge what happened, he hit me with his gavel and sentenced me to 70 years in prison with no parole."
Lady: "Oh, my! What tragedy! What is this word that you suffered so many years for?"
Juan: "You'll not slap me or punch me or hit me if I tell you?"
Lady: "Of course not! You're an old man and I can't hurt you!"
Juan: "Purple Passion"
The lady slapped him FIVE times across the face and screamed at him "YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!!!"
Juan: "Miss, please... I don't even know what it means!"
Lady: "You don't??? Well, I'll tell you what it means! Come to my house at 7 o'clock tonight."
Juan was excited! He'll finally find out what "purple passion" means! He went to a barbershop, got a shave and a haircut and bought some new clothes.
At exactly 7:00pm, he rang the beautiful lady's doorbell. She opened the door and lo, and behold! She was dressed in a sheer, silky, purple lace creation... she whispered, "Come upstairs after 2 minutes..."
Juan started to climb the stairs after a couple of minutes muttering to himself, "Finally, I'll know what purple passion means!"
At the top of the stairs, Juan, 77 years old, fresh out of prison, dropped dead from a heart attack.
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