Corny Jokes

My husband, my daughter and I cuddle up on certain nights to have our Corny Joke night. We take turns cracking really corny jokes like the following:

What candy is a part of the body? MenTOES!

Use Fairview in a sentence. You're pretty... FAIRVIEW-tiful ako!

What do you call the province where people never, ever fight? e di Be COOL!

I love corny jokes. Some people look for "intelligent jokes" in order to laugh. What for??? Being "mababaw" is so much better than being "malalim". There shouldn't be a deep and meaningful reason to laugh! Laughing is FUN! I laugh at ANY kind of joke. I laugh even when I hear an old joke. Who cares? Laughing at silly stuff IS a must for a deep and meaningful life. Can you imagine what it would be like if corny jokes didn't exist? It would be a boring, boring world.

What did the Chinese couple name their abnormal baby? Sam Ting Wong!
What did the other Chinese couple name their normal baby? Nat Ting Wong!