Already?!?Why, it's practically Christmas!
Now don't pfft pfft me...you'll hear that from me 9 more times until you KNOW it's Christmas!
Yes, so many people know it all. They ask you about something and when you answer they reply "I know" as if that's the proper way to express agreement or acceptance. It's a sure way of getting yelled at by me because if you know then why the 'ell are you bothering me for and by golly, everybody knows it!
Yes, so many people aren't sure they are expressing themselves clearly. They say anything and then ask "you know what I'm saying?" as if to make sure you are on the same wavelength. It's a sure way of getting yelled at by me because no, I don't know what you're saying so say it again and again and again because I don't care to know and by golly, everybody knows it!
Thor and I didn't have a month-sary last month because it's on the 30th. Cheesy! I know, I know!
No, I don't know how to segue to what I want to chant on this horrid first day of March!
I'm going to have fun this month and I know it!
I'm going to be closer to a year older this month and I know it!
I'm going to work out harder this month and I know it!
I'm going to run farther this month and I know it!
I'm going to live better this month and I know it!
I'm not going to die this month and I know it!
Y'all know what I'm sayin?
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