My Beloved Boss

My work station is right beside the conference room so I can hear everything when there's a meeting in there. For some reason, my boss likes to call our guys in there to discuss whatever is at hand even if they can just stay in his own office.

I don't know how he thinks a meeting runs but by golly, you can bet that when he calls a meeting that means he will be talking 98% of the time. Monday morning is the weekly staff meeting that lasts for two hours and he talks for 118 minutes! When he meets with vendors or investors he does the same thing. I don't know how the people in the conference room stay awake. Yak yak yak... yak yak yak... yak yak yak...

Another problem with him is he's the expert in everything or at least he believes he is so when he is corrected, he hands out yellow cards. Duh? WTF???

Obviously, everyone in our office loves him.